Monday, November 23, 2009

Domino Effect

Wanek turns 24 , which translates into these things:

  • Intan will be 25 soon
  • Wanek is "discussing' to get hitched (which is a wake up call for the rest of us)
  • Wanek getting hitched, leads to the decrease of kekuatan nak pi berjoli (dayum!)
  • The decrease of kekuatan nak pi berjoli leads to lonely nights at home
  • Lonely nights at home leads me to watch Nur Kasih
Shit. I don't like where this is going.

Happy Birthday Wanek.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

More Hater Mode

Fakta pertama: Nur suruh laki dia maintain marriage dgn Katrina


Fakta kedua: Bini Aidil suruh Nur kawin dgn laki dia.

Apa benda ni woi? Inbred gila famili ni woi.

Soalan pertama: Kenapa semua orang sibuk nak bgtau Nur apa nak buat? Pompuan tu xhabis grieve kematian laki dia lagi dah nak suruh kawin dgn jantan mana tah.

Soalan ke dua: Was no one listening when Nur kata dia cinta Adam? Si Adam bangang tu pun xberapa nak perasan yang bini dia tu sayang kat dia, pastu duk insinuate yang Nur patut jadi bini Aidil.

Soalan ke tiga: Si bini Aidil yang tolol tu pi dok percaya cakap Sarah Si Mulut Longkang tu kenapa? Shes just a child.

Soalan ke empat: Kenapa depa ni buat cerita di mana semua perempuan adalah terlalu mulia dan membenarkan laki depa tidur ng pompuan lain (aka bini kedua, aka future wife iaitu Nur) dengan tiada rasa kesal?

Soalan pedas: Kenapa aku masih tgk cita ni woi? Sila jawap.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

December, I Await You

My leave for December has been approved, I am ecstatic!

The highlight for December of course would be my brother's wedding. Who would've thought a minimalist such as he would have 3 kenduris for his marriage ( bertunang, akad, and kenduri ), all involving an individual 3 day trip back to Malaysia. It makes my mom happy to be the hostess 3 times in a year, so I guess it's not that bad. I, myself have told her that I don't want a grand wedding when it's my turn.

Mum: Nanti giliran Lisa dgn hang, Mama buat kat dewan la, penat la buat kat rumah.
Myself: Lisa ja ma, Piah tak mau wedding grand, Piah nak buat nikah ja

So I guess she didn't complain much cause satu anak lelaki dah merasa buat kenduri, and when my sister's time comes, she'd wanna have her kenduri as well. So dah cukup kuota 1 kenduri side laki, 1 kenduri side perempuan so aku sebagai anak last akan buat majlis minimum fuss.

Mari berangan sebentar:
OMG I KNOW IM NOT AS PRETTY AND THIN AS ZAHNITA TAPI I SO WANT THIS BAJU

Yang ni pun lawa. (Pause sebentar, nak lap air liur aku meleleh2 ni) *pics from Rizalman Bridal 2008 collection

Another reason why I'm anticipating December is because much of my workload will be over then, and I can kick back and relax and maybe finish off my annual leave (vacation, maybe?). Then I can finally focus on making my new home more homey (provided that I saved enough money to buy some stuff).

New Year's? Well I'm not quite sure of my plans. Rasa mcm nak kick back in Kedah saja for the weekend, xserabut sangat, and I get to celebrate with Ma. Maybe I shud get everyone to come with me and have a bbq in Kedah or whatever.

Wow 2009 is coming to a close. (Can u believe im about to be 25 next year? Neither can I.)

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

8 years later

I think the 16 year old Anuar is sexier than the 24 year old. Cos he's tanner. And he has a six pack.


But the 24 year old Anuar can stand my stupid bouts of craziness. I bet the 16 year old version can't.

Useless entry, I know.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Quotes




"Women have a shorter shelf life than men"

-Alfie (2004)

Damn it.

 
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